Week Eight: Being Back in Front of the Camera Apparently Does Wonders for my Waist

OMG lookit!!!

 

I am in the 20's on two of my measurements! And Bust isn't all that far behind. Horray!!!
I've been trying to think of possible reasons why I may have had such a huge spurt this week and come up with the following:

• I've been listening to Jon Gabriel's meditations as I fall asleep
• I've re-introduced crunches into my work out
• Posture correction whenever I catch myself slumping
• I've had a healthier diet
• Sweating out salt and water (water retention) from the sauna
• Some cool thing bodies do after a three week plateau

Whatever the reason, I am very excited.

I am also excited (or at very least, enjoying) my new exercise regiment:

There are a couple of hick-ups there, but nothing too worrying. I am really optimistic about doing this regime for a while.

Finally we come to the raunchy segment of our week - near-naked-ness!

And with that I bid you all a very happy, very satisfied and very fulfilled adieu.

Week Five: Adding Muscles to the Mixture

Straight into it this week! Lets goooooo...



Are you wondering what a perfect week looks like? Wonder no more, I'll show you. :)

And, for all my hard work this week, I was rewarded with my awesome measurements...

I'm so happy this week. I have nothing negative to... oh... you want to talk about diet? Umm... Well... Okay then. Click for Food Journal

Yes. Diet is the actual bane of my weight loss experience. I can gladly work out, get used to the taste of Green Tea, spend a fortune on toilet paper, pour bottles of pills down my throat. But when it comes to controlling the amount of calories I put into my body I can not do it! As soon as I think "diet" my stomach starts growling and my brain obsesses over food. I can't help it! I HATE it!!!

So this week I just didn't bother. I wrote down what I ate, but other than that I ate what I wanted, when I wanted, and I didn't measure a single thing. And you know what? I don't care because...

I look freaking AWESOME this week! Lookit that almost non-existant back flab!!! I am one :) girl this week...

Week Two: My Hips Don't Lie

This is how Week Two went down:



Putting the "Girls Next Door" episodes on my ipod to watch while I work out was genius. They are all so beautiful with gorgeous bodies. They (Bridget and Holly) are also very glamorous, creative and fun, and they make the perfect role models for me. I love 'em! They definitely make my time in the gym more enjoyable.

I am a little vexed over the two hours I missed at the beginning of the week. But I know that it wasn't my fault - it was the result of injury, not laziness - so I know I shouldn't be too bothered about it. What I am bothered about, however, is the complete lack of co-operation from my HIPS.

If my hips don't lie, maybe the tape measure is lying... can you see any difference...?

No? Me neither... I do think the curve of my waist is looking more defined though. Perhaps it's just wishful thinking, because I've only had a 2 cm loss from my waist. But, I think that my boobs are a little more symmetrical this week than they were two weeks ago. And my sports top seems to fit a bit better too. :)

Week One: Boobs, Blisters and Boo-Boo's

Last week was considered a "partial success." I decided to start by implementing a basic exercise regime, which consists of one hour on the Treadmill, twice a day, five days a week. Agony ensued:

I'm pleased with what I accomplished this week. After YEARS of complaining about my weight, hating my body, and having zero self-confidence, I have finally taken the first steps!

It makes me feel awesome to see how well I did last week. And all my hard work paid off (sort of) when it came to taking my new measurements:

If only I could physically see the results already...

... but, of course, that would be way too easy. All good things take time and I have a feeling that this is going to be a very, very good thing! :)

My Final Day as a Fat Person

 DISCLAIMER: This post contains scenes and pictures of fat-chick, partial nudity that may offend some viewers.

Last night I was visited by a very unexpected guest...

This time it's going to happen. I am finally going to conquer my body and achieve the figure I desire. Here, have some more visual aid:

Yup. I'm going to go from that to this:

and this blog will be here to document the entire process. I don't have a conclusive plan yet, I'm just going to "wing it." All I know in complete certainty is that tomorrow...

IT BEGINS