I didn't have much to say, and I don't have much to type... This week is going to be very basic.
Have I mentioned that I HATE diets? Hatred worthy of intentional capitals, even. Wow, do I hate HATE diet. However, since it is almost the end of Month Two, I am definitely feeling the pressure to perfect my diet. I feel like weight loss and I are at "that point" in our relationship now.
Which brings me to the Gabriel Method. It is my mission tonight (and for the rest of the week) to reread The Gabriel Method and take notes. Then I will be equipped with a perfect, wonderful "diet" that solves all my problems. :P
And, as I mentioned, there will be a big focus on keeping a Food Journal next week. Diet will not prevail over me yet!
And now, everything else... (I did promise simplicity)
BYE!
UPDATE: I interviewed for my current dream job today...
I am in the 20's on two of my measurements! And Bust isn't all that far behind. Horray!!!
I've been trying to think of possible reasons why I may have had such a huge spurt this week and come up with the following:
I've been listening to Jon Gabriel's meditations as I fall asleep
I've re-introduced crunches into my work out
Posture correction whenever I catch myself slumping
I've had a healthier diet
Sweating out salt and water (water retention) from the sauna
Some cool thing bodies do after a three week plateau
Whatever the reason, I am very excited.
I am also excited (or at very least, enjoying) my new exercise regiment:
There are a couple of hick-ups there, but nothing too worrying. I am really optimistic about doing this regime for a while.
Finally we come to the raunchy segment of our week - near-naked-ness!
And with that I bid you all a very happy, very satisfied and very fulfilled adieu.
Are you wondering what a perfect week looks like? Wonder no more, I'll show you. :)
And, for all my hard work this week, I was rewarded with my awesome measurements...
I'm so happy this week. I have nothing negative to... oh... you want to talk about diet? Umm... Well... Okay then. Click for Food Journal
Yes. Diet is the actual bane of my weight loss experience. I can gladly work out, get used to the taste of Green Tea, spend a fortune on toilet paper, pour bottles of pills down my throat. But when it comes to controlling the amount of calories I put into my body I can not do it! As soon as I think "diet" my stomach starts growling and my brain obsesses over food. I can't help it! I HATE it!!!
So this week I just didn't bother. I wrote down what I ate, but other than that I ate what I wanted, when I wanted, and I didn't measure a single thing. And you know what? I don't care because...
I look freaking AWESOME this week! Lookit that almost non-existant back flab!!! I am one :) girl this week...
The Rapture was scheduled for Saturday 21st May. It is now Sunday 22nd May, so it looks like we survived. Naturally, survival is cause for celebration, but is Rapture something that one ideally wants to survive? Surely it would've been better to get whisked off to heaven instead of surviving on Earth to endure months of fire and torture. I don't know...
What I do know is that my body is definitely changing. I can see the difference in the mirror now (especially when I suck in!) and I can feel the difference with my clothes. What do you reckon? (Excuse the ripped and holey sports top... it's on its way out but I can't afford to buy any new ones at the moment. Hehe)
It's very cool to be able to see such a nice little difference. Obviously I still have a loooong way to go, but it's encouraging to see early(-ish) results. I was expecting my measurements to be smaller this week, in fact I was kind of disappointed with my results, but there hasn't been a single millimeter of increase so far, so I'm still smiling!
I've also ordered a bottle of Liproxenol, which is a weight loss pill. I'm excited to try it, since I have done a lot of research on diet pills and they seem to be pretty effective and realistic. One warning flag I have learned to spot is the "miracle" promise cure. I don't believe it, and neither should you. Liproxenol seems to be safe, with many positive reviews and results. It also comes with a money back guarantee, which is reassuring. I'm definitely excited to give it a go, plus it will be my first product review! Horray!
But I'm going to stop typing and start talking! Lets see how Week 4 went...
Yes, yes. It was a practically perfect exercise week, wasn't it? Thank you for noticing. Please address all congratulatory flowers and gifts to my home address. Actually. Don't. My mailbox is very small and every time I get a package that won't fit (ooer!) I have to walk an hour to the pick-up office. (If you were wondering, my owl is too small to carry large parcels so please don't use her to post gifts either. She'll end up dropping it.) But... I digress. Lets talk less about mail delivery services and more about how many CM'S I HAVE LOST SO FAR!!!
Ooooooh, yeah, Baby! Looking not too shabby (although, admittedly, not that tidy either) I would have liked to see a little more loss 4 weeks into the program, but I think with a few extra tweaks here and there, I'll be on the right track.
Diet will be the first thing tweaked, I think. It was extremely hard this week to stick to the 1,200 Calorie target. I need to have a good look at a realistic Caloric intake because I do NOT want to starve my body, I don't want to become fatigued and I definitely don't want my workouts to suffer. I feel some nutritional research is in order... *Sarcastic Yaaaaay!*
Putting the "Girls Next Door" episodes on my ipod to watch while I work out was genius. They are all so beautiful with gorgeous bodies. They (Bridget and Holly) are also very glamorous, creative and fun, and they make the perfect role models for me. I love 'em! They definitely make my time in the gym more enjoyable.
I am a little vexed over the two hours I missed at the beginning of the week. But I know that it wasn't my fault - it was the result of injury, not laziness - so I know I shouldn't be too bothered about it. What I am bothered about, however, is the completelack of co-operation from my HIPS.
If my hips don't lie, maybe the tape measure is lying... can you see any difference...?
No? Me neither... I do think the curve of my waist is looking more defined though. Perhaps it's just wishful thinking, because I've only had a 2 cm loss from my waist. But, I think that my boobs are a little more symmetrical this week than they were two weeks ago. And my sports top seems to fit a bit better too. :)
Last week was considered a "partial success." I decided to start by implementing a basic exercise regime, which consists of one hour on the Treadmill, twice a day, five days a week. Agony ensued:
I'm pleased with what I accomplished this week. After YEARS of complaining about my weight, hating my body, and having zero self-confidence, I have finally taken the first steps!
It makes me feel awesome to see how well I did last week. And all my hard work paid off (sort of) when it came to taking my new measurements:
If only I could physically see the results already...
... but, of course, that would be way too easy. All good things take time and I have a feeling that this is going to be a very, very good thing! :)
DISCLAIMER: This post contains scenes and pictures of fat-chick, partial nudity that may offend some viewers.
Last night I was visited by a very unexpected guest...
This time it's going to happen. I am finally going to conquer my body and achieve the figure I desire. Here, have some more visual aid:
Yup. I'm going to go from that to this:
and this blog will be here to document the entire process. I don't have a conclusive plan yet, I'm just going to "wing it." All I know in complete certainty is that tomorrow...
I am finally learning that my dream IS worth pursuing. So that's exactly what I am doing.
Follow me as I journey from an Unemployment Statistic to a Disney Cruise Line Princess!
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